eco-fuck II

In passing I note the mayor of London is now Boris something or other. So end of Ken but what about the issues? It also seems as if the fuckheads who are raving on about Global Warming have had a poker shoved up their arses. Measurements show fuckall happening -which is a pity really, so many funded extravaganzas now on the line - but wait could it be a mere postponement of doom? Keep on funding - just let the arsehole taxpayers pay up and somehow keep them believing. Carbon emissions - what about all that hot air coming from politicians -centuries worth. Fuck Carbon Emissions,fuck your carbon footprint and fuck the idiot believers. Lets tune the earth to our requirements - yeah sure -you can't even predict the outcome on a roulette wheel. Fucking computer models - we couldn't even predict our own sales - and now I hear of cars failing mot ripoff shit because of carbon fucking emissions. How long does it take before the public go stark raving mad and begin to loot and burn? Not long now. What about all those hippies who went all cuckoo about nuclear fuel? Where are our nuclear power stations - no wait, fuck progress and sense - let's save the fucking environment - fuck the people. Why is all this happening - it's as if fantasists are running the show. People who live far far far away from everyday realities - fuckheads without brains and driven purely by emotions and the incessant need to kill the pleasures in everyones life and mark everything as dangerous or unsafe. I think I understand what's happening and wakeup time is knocking.

China gets it again

So , the wonders of nature keep astounding and amazing us - the shitfuck has decided to send in reinforcements. Not content with mayhem and destruction, lets wait until they think they are out of the woods then lets do it all again. All that suffering while we wonder -yet again - what's the point of this. My thoughts are with those people. People help people -nobody else - I repeat ...nobody does it like us.We do screw up and of course politicians are just shits in sheeps clothing but we also help and we can create. Every single thing we do is done with effort and thought and maybe occasionally a little greed.

Nature get's Gold for fucking things up as usual

Those poor people in SpainSPANAIR). I assume we didn't meet her majestys (motherfuckupnature's )exacting requirements again. We WILL find out what went wrong. We WILL keep on flying. At least until the eco-freaks with the socialist governments of the world stop us. Then we will move to somewhere where getting ahead, winning and breathing are not frowned upon. See where winning thinking get's you? Gold medals. Damn just as losing was becoming such a revered way of life.

Fear of Flying

Some people live in stark terror of setting foot inside an aircraft. I mean it's not as if it isn't bad enough with all the airport shit,ticket woes and whatever. But this is a real problem - I know - I used to suffer. I mean here am I all wealthy and healthy and twitching like a leaf in my passenger seat. And nothing helps - drinks,drugs,girls - nothing. It's just terror all the way till the bloody thing comes to a stop at your final destination where you can sit and worry about the return flight. I got over it - let me tell you how.
The first thing to get out of your head is the thought that we are not meant to do this - if god intended us to fly he would give us wings - all that crap. We are not meant to do a lot of things. We are not even meant to be here. You can tell that by the number of people who die every single day. We are flying in the face of nature and that's the point. Once you board that plane you accept you are challenging the status quo and flying the flag for humanity. You know full well that nature will do it's best to fuck your journey up but you just shrug your shoulders. Once seated uncomfortably in your sardine can section you now must realize that the chances of you getting to your destination are quite good. This is pure economics. Airlines who regularly deposit passengers in unexpected places, in several pieces, do not stand much chance of lasting very long. Now for the important bit - take no comfort from statistics. Statistics are a mug's game. What you are looking for is stone cold certainty and you are not going to find it in statistics. Even if the airline is old and had no crashes, something in your brain will nag at you and wonder if this will be the first. It's no good telling yourself it won't happen -it may, it probably will but not today. Instead you calmly accept that you have, in full knowledge of the risks, chosen to fly because you intend to get somewhere , sometime soon for your own good reasons and this is man's solution which you heartily endorse. Never mind that nature is keeping an eye out for the slightest fuckup that we measly humans may make. You just tell her worship to fuck off.
Oh and if you do go down, rest assured it will not be in vain. We have a habit of improving things. Your prang will be thoroughly investigated and other lives will be saved. Cold comfort I know, I mean us first for fuck's sake.

Trauma

What gives with all this trauma tripe? Here we have the police of countries telling all and sundry how traumatized they are when they discover that people really do commit crimes. It's not just the police - it's anyone involved in the business which you would actually expect trauma to occur. They are supposed to cope with it. Now they probably need counselling and best of all - compensation. How about the woman who received a giant handout for being catcalled when she frisked male(men - what is a fucking male? A kangaroo?) prisoners. Oh but how can they -- blub,blub,blub = money. It makes you wonder what is going on in the world -soft,soppy,and blame everyone else for everything. I mean is it only me but has anyone else noticed that on programs such as 911 it's usually the bystanders who leap fearlessly forth. It's almost as if the usual rescue services have all turned into ninnie goats. I think I need counselling - maybe even compensation - fuck you mean there is a real world? Shit ,there's me thinking it was all happiness and parties and bad things only happen on tv.
That reminds me(never mind that the last sentence was a conclusion) - has anyone noticed how the medical profession is now hell bent on maximum pain and suffering. I only ask because if there happens to be anything around that actually works then under no circumstances whatsoever must we use it - in case it becomes ADDICTIVE.
My wife suffers from migraines -sometimes really,really bad. Under that kind of intense pain she would visit the doctor and receive an injection and that was usually the end of it. Now she gets told that because the medication could be addictive they will use something else and guess what?It costs the same and does FUCKALL. If these pricks had to give moneyback guarantees they would die in seconds. There are exceptions - met a great doc once -he just said if you need it you need it. I mean I am not talking about the fact that we shouldn't immerse ourselves in drugs just to get through the day - that's just weakness. What I am talking about is something far more insiduous. I had a friend who suffered from hayfever. He was going through a really bad phase of it in the UK. His usual medication - available in SA was no longer available in the UK on the grounds that it actually worked (I don't know what shit they had come up with). So, after endless visits to doctors and doctor friends ,he still had hayfever. Then he had the misfortune to have to fly(I mean flying is bad enough) and of course he really suffered - but fuck that's not relevant - let's stick to the latest moralising horseshit. I like Argentina - When I was in Buenos Aires they handed me sulphonamides over the counter. I tried that in the UK(Nannyland). Fuck,they nearly had a fit. "We can't POSSIBLY give you that - (hyperventilating in the meanwhile). And then when I pointed out that is wasn't actually an antibiotic they went even more ballistic - "But it's a SULPHONAMIDE" You know anyone would think I had asked for nitroglycerine or something.
Yeah, now I am doubly traumatized. Every sentence uttered in the UK is punctuated by a sharp intake of breath . Hardly credible that the UK ruled huge sections of the globe once. Now look at them. To be fair some vestiges of common sense remain. They are not TOTALLY fucked, only partially.

China again

I see the death toll in China is increasing. Quite a good score now, and with all those bonus points from property destruction, Nature maybe going for the high score on this one. I didn't count the secondary bonus from disease and consequent death. Nature - the gift that keeps on giving.

more fun with Nature

So now it's earthquake time in China. Maybe it's our fault - what did we do - loosen the Earth's crust? What will it be tomorrow? Fuck Nature and all those Naturelovers everywhere.

Experience

Have you noticed how everything is now an "experience". I mean they make a trip to the shops sound like a visit to Disneyland. This must come from home of hype USA. And of course in usual fashion the entire world, with spectacular lack of originality, leaps forth and cottons on. The problem is, this treats customers as morons(maybe they are). This is not the place to rail against the ole USA, but it seems they are hell bent on mass destruction of culture and brain activity. I have lots to say about USA- but get this straight - there is a lot of good about it. That's all for a separate post anyway

Where were we - Yes, the shopping experience, your laundry experience, your being ripped off experience, every fucking thing is now an experience with the exception of anything worthwhile- like your loads of sex experience. It's so inane - It's the sheep mentality that's actually the problem . I wonder if the Chinese also refer to everything as an experience? Or the Norwegians?

Is there any escape from these morons - I was hoping someone, somewhere would hold out.

I am sick of this particular post - since no one comments I may as well:-

This post lacks the usual fire and sulphurous overtones. There is little enthusiasm for the subject and no real development of the theme. This post has not enriched your blog experience.

blogs

Blog - a word to conjure up a vision of......toilet. Blog rhymes with bog - bog is english slang for wc. The good thing about it is you can type away - say anything - and it all comes out in reverse order. Then look at some of the questions asked on the setup forms or whatever they are - do you, dear timewaster, wish to show astrological signs? No -I want to show the v-sign or worse. What kind of dumbfuck question is that? And I see that this part of the activity is referred to as a post - post is something you receive through a letterbox - not a bloody half-baked incredibly boring rendition of "what happened in my life" in diary read backwards order. I think they should rename this activity boast. I think that perhaps that may be more in keeping. On the other hand maybe they should rename it as inane rambling. You seem to be obligated to keep it going -so whatever drek springs to mind - in it goes. That reminds me -I must switch on dreknet. Don't know what that is do you? Well keep on guessing. And you tell me that real computers costing real money host all this. Ah don b'live u

People

You may not think it but I love people. People make things, they make things happen and they make life worthwhile. Nevertheless their is a streak of dumbfuckedheid that destroys everything. I was thinking about that restaurant chain "ask". They make the worst coffee on earth. Yet down the road Cafe Rouge makes spectacular coffee. Why can't they see that and make it better. It's like the pubs. We are pubs therefore we WILL give you the wine without the option to taste. We are a cheapish hotel therefore we will give you paper containers for your shampoo etc. What the fuck is it? Why the sheep mentality? It's like the latest thing in the world of business is to refer to everything as "your". I mean here I am watching the world snooker championship when the dickhead mc refers to it as "your" championship. Now I don't know about you but I feel that I am looking for upliftment and trying to watch something special. Somehow telling me that it's mine makes me think you are talking rubbish and belittles the whole thing. I mean we want something better than what we do - don't go and tell me I am somehow involved. How can I explain this better - it's not respectful, it's bullshit through and through. And worst of all it's transparent pandering. What is this shit that everything is somehow mine? I noticed Marks and Sparks(the do goodey goodey shop) tell me it's my m&s. So when I ask what my share of the profit is I just get looked at. If it's mine don't charge me - total pig's swill horses arse bullshit. It's not just that - it's as if every business on earth go to the same school. Do they think we don't notice - cunts.

I can't think of one offhand

Just noticed( a bit slow you know) that everything comes out in post order(what kind of word is "post"). This means you can't actually tell a story unless you write the whole thing out in one go.
I presume there is a way - I am just too lazy to work it out(notice I didn't use the phrase "figure it out" - that's because I still have a brain). Talking of which It has come to my illustrious attention that the UK is in reality a substate of USA. I went into a shop here in dreary weatherville and found a packet of sweets which were touted as butter candies. Candies are not English vernacular. Who the fuck makes sweeties with a title like that? Naturally I wouldn't buy them - even if they were scrumptilicious. Then on the news(the latest pseudotruth) we hear the term "firefighter". Since when did that word become legal tender? It's not the USA's fault that all these starstruck dumbfucks can't think. It's because they are just that -dumbfucks. Don't forget to watch your latest tv shows and copy,copy,copy and imitate like the dumbfucks you are.

Burma

What's with Oxfam? What kind of phraseology is "a Perfect Storm". Who uses language like that in the middle of a crisis? Who runs that show? Idiots obviously. Give me the Red Cross any day.
Oh and USA helping out again with big boy tactics . Let's get that aid going - let's blame the people - fucking rubbish.

Update on Nature

So , it's on with the show then. Now it's Burma .
I hear rumours that it is our fault that motherfucking nature shits us off yet again - is that so? I have said it before and will say it again - nature never does anything useful - at the very least it could take out these anti human pieces of trash with one or two well aimed lightning strikes.

Nature

Or Mother Nature -or how about motherfucking nature?. Somewhere ,someone is telling us yet again how wonderful nature is. This usually comes from people who haven't had close contact with nature, and have no idea what it's really all about.

Nature is about death, destruction and mayhem. Nature's sole objective is to destroy everything so effectively that literally nothing exists. People say -oh but nature just is - just is what? don't make me laugh, nature wants YOU and everything you hold dear dead and as scattered about as possible. Why is this? It's called the law of increasing entropy. This law basically states that nature's intent is to create as much chaos as possible. This also means that every effort to gain order and control is continuously subject to attack by motherfucking nature. It means that all our hard work is being constantly and meticulously destroyed 24 hours of everyday for eternity. That's not only because of the entropy law, its also because mother nature is the laziest piece of shit ever known. Thats why nature's laws always involve relationships and movements that involve minimal everything.If there is a more scenic route, don't take it, if we could give some useful energy without pulling miraculous feats, don't give it. In fact nature says fuck you on almost every single thing and to every single person -good,bad,young,old,poor,rich. Oh but look what we get from nature - you mean what we spent millions of hours and millions of lives prying from the mean motherfucker. And then everything comes with a catch -lets mine coal -oh people seem to be dying down there. Lets create fire -oh there goes the neighbourhood. Lets make ships - what the fuck is this iceberg doing here? Let's do nothing -shit , now we die of cold and starvation. Then you get the so-called wonders of nature and how we must respect them. Sure we respect a thunderstorm -what are we supposed to do? You get that lightning effect beloved of photographers anxious to portray pretty pictures of dangerous light forking about all over the place- you see that's nature - fork about all over the place - don't do anything useful like strike a tax office or a politician straight on the head or loud mouth bitches. NO -lets put no thought and just fire away - lets get those pedestrians in african countries, dashing for shelter under a tree. Don't stop now lets have a golfer massacre. What about destroying these homes here... the ones least protected.How long did you say it took to build?Fuck you, have another bolt. Oh there are young children in there? have another two bolts and I got one spare for you if you try and save them. And what about this whole weather scene -always raining in the wrong place, never enough rain for the hard done bys. Heck and there are cars about - lets throw a hailstorm into the party and fuck up the cars - what do I care I am just doing my thing ,making sure not a single transgression of even the slightest rule is got away with. Weather changes go from one extreme, to another and then keep you guessing. Oh here's a tornado -yeah storm chasers bubbling away with excitement while in the distance buildings catch fire, electrical shorts carry on their happy dance and... for maximum effect look at those cows spinning in the sky. Yeah I respect it - on the other hand tell it to fuck off And then because we have rain we get rivers -great swathes of muddy water carrying shit from one place to the next. Places where dead bodies end up, kid's drown and smaller fish get eaten by bigger fish -they block progress forward and get silted up. Its the same with trees. The only good tree is a tree converted to furniture or paper or whatever useful thing the trees and fucking nature didn't know about.

Having failed spectacularly to solve the immortality issue in a way that doesn't autoengage destruction mode(sex) nature seeks vengeance by showing total indifference to all and sundry. Never mind if your are a great guy with a head full of great things to come, there is good ole nature banging away in the background messing with an artery here , a brain cell there, a germ bug everywhere. And then that's you gone - well done , a death a day makes nature a happy chappy. Nothing (literally)makes nature a happy chappy - nature is mindlessness itself.
Here's a good trick...let's create nice verdant grazing lands, surround it with lush, rich scenery, lure everyone in and then just when everybody is happy let's blow the whole fucking lot away, and dump boiling rock over everyone and everything and then we can call ourselves a VOLCANO. Or what about that other April fool laugh - the earthquake...build,build,build, work,work,work then zzcrack,fwam,blam - ruins. What fun - get some respect boy. You want death watch this ...its a tsunami . Not content with fucking up the scenery, nature has to fuck around under the sea as well - lets have a world heavyweight pushing contest underwater. The winner can prove that total surprise is a winning strategy everytime. Oh and then there is life. Somehow I am not sure that life and nature are quite compatible, the one being mindful and occasionally constructive, the other being the exact opposite - not one meaningful, well intentioned ,compassionate move anywhere at any time. On the other hand look at life - we are supposed to fall on our knees and be ecstatic about being born full of the joys of spring and end up decrepit, diseased and DEAD. And, this is the good bit, you know it's going to happen. Isn't that something. Of course you attempt to distract yourself but there is no escape - you see we can't possibly have an arrangement of atoms that have a PURPOSE . So let's call in the entropy police and make sure that somewhere somehow it will go wrong. Nothing escapes , not even a rock just sitting there minding it's own business - oh no - got to wear down that rock, we'll try baking it, not working? let's throw in abrasion or perhaps we can wash it away, after all we got zillions of years to do this. Then we get told off for letting another plane fall out the sky - man must leave alone -yeah sure. Who created a planet so big that a day walking trip doesn't cover it?
Let's leave it all to nature - let's see what kind of housing she provides. In other words fuckall happens unless we miserable humans do it. We are here to sort that mean spirited shit out and help those poor sods in the animal kingdom - because we don't see anyone fixing their broken limbs and all other manner of hapless shit foisted on them in the name of life. You know feeding -because we can never get enough - fucking because shitface never got the immortality thing right and fighting - because we need to fuck and the females never ever got into the spirit of the thing and throughout were only impressed with power or wallets or worse- personality. You know that feature that relies on how many lies you can tell convincingly or how many laughs you can generate per second?
Oh and then there is the SCENERY. Look - it's the SEA. Look, there are people being eaten by sharks - another gift. They are drowning too - and those there - they are burning in the sun.
Look - it's a mountain range -let's climb up and fall to our deaths or get stuck and risk other people's lives. This ones covered in snow - let's whizz along and slam into a tree - or perhaps we can jump off the mountain.
Anything you get from that miserable shit - you pay and pay forever.
Fuck nature - it's our job and our solemn duty. We'll teach it to condemn innocent planets to spin around in the same, endlessly boring way - yeah worse than a bloody government - do this do that and no exceptions excuses ,no plea bargaining, nothing - zip, fuck all - ah shut up.