traffic stopper

all that sex trafficking

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/oct/20/government-trafficking-enquiry-fails

perhaps its wishful thinking- fuck if men dont abuse us,use us,treat us as sex objects,rape us then what would they give a shit about us for anyway-we are such crappy companions and in any case they did everything-just look around-was it Juliet who built that 100000 tonne tanker? dont be stupid of course not we oppressed them just in case they did that. Fuck but if they spent so much time sitting around on there arses being oppressed couldn't they have written a symphony or 2?
No way-anyway we are obsessed with sex and better get out there-oh dont forget to carry on building the rest of civilization boys. Imagine we just spent all day thinking about sex-you know women and their moods. With there fucking "it must all fall from heaven approach the fucking earth would have zero population-but you dont seriously think women understand anything about reality do you? We must have jobs-sure-so many created by women the mind boggles

oh the poor things

Lots of talk about violence and women(women probably CAUSE most of it).

If you were tackling a problem-which group would you focus on?

follow the link to verify


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/10/health/research/10stat.html?_r=1

This is interesting

http://www.canadiancrc.com/Newspaper_Articles/Scotsman_96_percent_of_women_are_liars_09DEC04.aspx


more reasons to worship women

http://www.fathermag.com/news/2756-suicide.shtml

http://www.childrensjustice.org/fatherlessness2.htm

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/02/04/health/main539283.shtml


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6440589/Date-rape-drink-spiking-an-urban-legend.html

didn't see too much about this in british media

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/13/us/13hood.html?_r=1&pagewanted=2

This is just the tiny weeny tip of the iceberg

natures wonders- amaze and astound your friends by killing 1000s

Nature the fearless,the brain dead, the useless strikes again-as God busily sharpens an axe or works out improvements to a system of useless objects to be later transformed into useful objects by men. In other words another natural born induced disaster killing 1000's because the original designer hadn't passed earth building 101. Hope all those poor people in Haiti note how many white people are trying to help them with white magic medicines etc. Some of you nature lovers might want to send in some dandelions or other useful concoctions- you fucking idiots.

SOFTWARE-The new casinos

Have you noticed how much use is made of computers lately? Computers usually need software. Now I, as a software engineer of thirty years experience, familiar with assembler,fortran,basic,c,c++ and that panacea for all ills obfuscation orientated programming, would like to discuss some issues relating to software. Now first and foremost software is eternal-it runs forever and will not degrade. It can crash a million times but it will reliably crash as many times as you run it. The equipment the software runs on is more likely to disintegrate than the software cease to be.
So you take a mechanical object-subject it to a stress test or two and then it breaks. You know what it can do and you can now decide what to do with it including throw it away.
Lets try the same thing with software-look we did this ,we did that, we did the other and altogether we did it a million times and hey presto it all worked PERFECTLY.After a suitably approved signing off process laboriously worked out by bored clerks its ready to go controlling something physical but nevermind even if its just the world's worst operating system its off up and running and CRASH the whole fucking thing brings a zillion dollars worth of investment, equipment, convenience,service etc to an instantaneous halt-usually with a message that only god himself understands or something really useful such as "unable to process request".
Now how can this be, all those tests etc(well maybe not so much anymore). Its because software in order to be tested thoroughly needs about a million years before we can declare-yes it truly works under ALL conditions. Software designers,programmers,testers have the same thing thing in common-they usually write shit and then let the customer find out about it. This gives them a job for life. You first create a fuckup, sell it, then charge to fix it whilst fucking it up once again ad infinitum. Now none of this is deliberate, but what I am saying is this whereas your old fashioned cable could be tested to destruction with near certainty,NO piece of software can, NONE,NOTHING,ABSOLUTELY ZERO. So because of this we replace our shitty will wear out in three years cable with software which could go bang NOW,JUST NOW,AT ANY TIME or NEVER. And unlike the cable which can be improved-software is feature upgraded or just plain FIXED which in turn introduces a new set of possible problems. So for example a manufacturer of quality such as Mercedes Benz who have a history of marvellous engineering now use software written by the same fools who write software for FORD or whoever. Mercedes know FUCKALL about software. So now we have this new die-by-wire effect for example. My brother tested an e-class and decided to floor the accelerator at the traffic light(he lives in South Africa, it is important for survival purposes to be able to floor the accelerator) response- NOTHING.
So lets try it again at the next traffic light,response-NOTHING. Now the salesman gives it a go, response-NOTHING. So he concludes it is a SOFTWARE fault. This means no mechanic can fix it,and no one can be sure that the same thing doesn't happen when an overtaking maneuver is performed or in fact in any situation where acceleration is required. In other words its a gamble, nothing short of a fucking pull of the handle on a slot machine. And if you hit the jackpot-you DIE. Now software by itself is fine(so what if it miscalculates all the expenses or allocates the wrong part or whatever) but you see all these things that control equipment require communications software. Now, I happen to be an expert in communications software and let me tell you the most unreliable aspect of communications software is that it doesn't always communicate and if it does , not always reliably and if reliably, not always in time. It's the flakiest kind of software there is and NO advances have been made worthy of the name shitfuck. The computer industry is full of guru's always advocating this,that or another as the FINAL solution.
There is no FINAL solution. Now lets examine what this means in practice, it means that all that equipment out there controlled by computer is almost impervious to scheduled maintenance in terms of software. The threat of failure is constant and ongoing. You can only use a cable so many times but you can run a buggy program a million times. So in other words the rules of casino slots now govern most of the world. The newest the latest the greatest can go phut at ANY moment- You NEVER know. In general,unlike engineers, software programmers dont improve much. And the more tricks they try the worse it gets. No course,no methodology, no nuttin makes a shit programmer good. Now what about experience, yes but just as you do get experienced some new fad comes out and management with its eternal inability to think will undo everything and off you go down the new path to hades. The computer world is full as I have said, of must haves,must do,new fads,final solutions,latest crazes,best language ever,charletons,university theoreticians proclaiming that this that or another is THE answer.
If anyone knows anything about what I am saying then just think realtime systems.
In anycase the software in games probably is the best software I know. Windows is the worst, messages for every bloody twitch of the mouse,pointless questions relating to if you REALLY want to do this that or the other. What is about America? Why is everyone treated like mindless babies(sorry babies-you do have minds-its just rhetorical).
Beware the era of computers, snooping is rife, clerks input informatin in real time and waste your time in doing so. Its ALL bullshit. Just a final remark or two.
Once upon a time I owned two luxury cars one an old relatively unsophisticated epitomy of older luxury,the other a modern full of electronic wunderkind. Now my old vehicle had a panel with seperate lights which illuminated if something drastic had happened and if it did happen they stayed on till it was fixed. The wunderkind had a message readout system(unreadable in bright sunlight incidentally). The following problem existed-the sump bolts had not been tightened sufficiently by the wunderkind official dealer cost you a fortune mechanics for some reason. So away goes the oil(slowly) but since we drive off park in the same place on a driveway designed to camouflage such things we don't notice. Sure enough a messsage pops up relating to low oil and then gets overwritten by important messages relating to your seatbelt,your lack of proper grooming,insufficient make-up etc. And it goes on like this until alert as ever I finally spot the oil.
Oh yes, in order to comply with yet another fear ridden element of American society, my wunderkind was equipped with a setup that left some circuits active after you had closed the door and left. Eventually the battery went flat and the experts couldn't find the fault for love nor money(which they preferred). After a while I correlated this to rain. So they examined the main board and sure enough it was FUCKED. Now being fucked costs money(as any married man or frequenter of prostitutes can tell you) Nowadays I believe that paying for sex is a criminal action worthy of being placed on the sex offenders register-so all men will be on there soon-what use that is is unclear but a hell of a lot of prostitutes are going to be out of work soon. Maybe the men can make a DONATION. Anyway another special USA only feature is doors locking when you drive away. Now my very old jaguar had an inertia detect system which unlocked everything on collision. This particular vehicle had the design that everything was locked and STAYED locked,collision or no collision. Unfortunately this particular vehicle had been involved in an accident and was laying on its side ON FIRE. So I and other men rushed to right the vehicle, over the protests of the women standing around squealing about how dangerous it was and the passengers may be hurt by our effort(the fact that they could burn to death had somehow escaped them) anyway we right the car and the FUCKING DOORS won't open thanks to this special feature from babyland. Eventually we got the keys out through the sunroof and opened the doors from outside. HAPPY ENDING. (Btw this feature is in active use in South Africa to prevent hijacking which is much more common than accidents although these are unusually high.
So to conclude, FUCK electronics in cars, FUCK computers, FUCK software and FUCK programmers. In fact FUCK everything for good measure. Casino's RULE.

women -the wonder of the tennis world

Is it just me or have all these women just gone plain daft. Perhaps they always have been idiots and we just didn't notice. I am telling you that they go on about things like little children and not one word of sense comes forth. I mean if we oppressed them and now we don't and this lot are the result then back to oppression we go. I mean what a bunch of constantly whining victims, ready to take the money though. And completely unaccountable -it's never our fault -what a load of horseshit. If I had to say anything I would say that the world is fucked up more than ever and I think women have a lot to do with it. I mean we don't seriously believe that women would supply us with electricity, ships, planes, mines, etc,etc,etc fucking etc if we had just given them permission? I mean we are different us men but of course facts must never be allowed to confuse females. I could go on forever but just look at women's tennis at wimbledon. Have you ever seen anything so useless? I was stammering in disbelief when my wife informed me that the fairy dancing on the lawn was the world number ONE?!!! With malice aforethought I gleefully watched her departure. Then the world number TWO could not cope with the lack of attention available on an outside court and promptly departed. In the meantime, the number THREE had made the fatal mistake of wearing the wrong outfit and was suitably punished. That left me thinking that the Williams must win. They at least seemed to have something approaching fire. In the end though my final thoughts could not stray from all those top seeds. I mean how is it that players can wander in off the streets - bash out a few serious shots and eliminate the whole lot ?

And they get equal pay? No they don't, they do a lot less and get paid the same. 3 sets is really a gambling game. At least in five sets - you can reach high drama. We at least had that - thanks Murray and Opponent. What women's match compares to that? The tennis reflected women in general - lots of noise, lots of look at me and then when you get up close it all vanishes in a puff of smoke.

Does this mean I haven't had sex for a long time, or am in the midst of a relationship crisis or some other deep meaning female retort? NO it doesn't

eco-fuck 1

There is a sickness in the world. It has gone soft, become image obsessed and lost all sense of purpose other than to work out ways of removing pleasure from our daily schedule. To make it worse we now live in happy, hoppy, hippy times. All this environmental fuckshit. I see the mayor of London(used to be) has decided to charge "gas-guzzlers" £25 to enter his precious city. What the fuck is a gas guzzler? I heard that term for the first time in USA. It was sitting above a merc clk in a NewYork showroom. Lets just insult the marque shall we? This fine motor vehicle has been declared by the socialist government of the USA to be a "gas-guzzler" Of course the people who can afford it don't really care but what are the government trying to do(all this in the head capitalist country of the world). They(the government)of course couldn't manufacture a loaf of bread but hey, here is a "gas guzzler". It must be nice sitting on your backside all day berating people for being alive. It's all just a money making racket. I mean a lot of older vehicles are not quite as efficient as now but are all those people going to replace their cars? Is Ken(Ken is dead – the socialist shits are dying) going to pay? it ends up being a war on the poor. I mean look at wine -we had a nice little ritual - peel off your protective top, open your wine and enjoy the bottle(or not). Now in the name of saving the fucking trees or whatever , Mr & Mrs Hardup can look forward to a cheap paper top, a shitty plastic "cork" and a bottle that flies out of your hand when empty because its made of regurgitated shit. And an even better idea is a cheap wino effect called a screw top. Fuck, and then in this ripoff arena called the UK you pay fucking fortunes for the shit. You can bet the wealthy will never have anything to do with such crap. They can indulge in that yokel pastime - organic produce. The least efficient production methods ever known. That's why it costs so much. So if these freaks have their way the barely getting through won't be getting through but they will enjoy the taste. It's like this new experiment in cutting out hunger. We just burn bread to make fuel and then you can starve whilst driving. Don't worry be hungry. And don't forget to reuse your bacteria infested stinking plastic bags over and over. Oh and then you mustn't breathe too much in case you heat up the planet. This is the latest in a long series of hoaxes known as global hot air. Fuck I can't start on that... it will take me days. The forces at work seem to remind me of nanny - maximum oppression. Anyway, I ain’t going to Londinium any time soon. Isn't that also the place that now includes teenage stabbings as a tourist attraction?

eco-fuck II

In passing I note the mayor of London is now Boris something or other. So end of Ken but what about the issues? It also seems as if the fuckheads who are raving on about Global Warming have had a poker shoved up their arses. Measurements show fuckall happening -which is a pity really, so many funded extravaganzas now on the line - but wait could it be a mere postponement of doom? Keep on funding - just let the arsehole taxpayers pay up and somehow keep them believing. Carbon emissions - what about all that hot air coming from politicians -centuries worth. Fuck Carbon Emissions,fuck your carbon footprint and fuck the idiot believers. Lets tune the earth to our requirements - yeah sure -you can't even predict the outcome on a roulette wheel. Fucking computer models - we couldn't even predict our own sales - and now I hear of cars failing mot ripoff shit because of carbon fucking emissions. How long does it take before the public go stark raving mad and begin to loot and burn? Not long now. What about all those hippies who went all cuckoo about nuclear fuel? Where are our nuclear power stations - no wait, fuck progress and sense - let's save the fucking environment - fuck the people. Why is all this happening - it's as if fantasists are running the show. People who live far far far away from everyday realities - fuckheads without brains and driven purely by emotions and the incessant need to kill the pleasures in everyones life and mark everything as dangerous or unsafe. I think I understand what's happening and wakeup time is knocking.