Wednesday, 11 June 2008
eco-fuck 1
There is a sickness in the world. It has gone soft, become image obsessed and lost all sense of purpose other than to work out ways of removing pleasure from our daily schedule. To make it worse we now live in happy, hoppy, hippy times. All this environmental fuckshit. I see the mayor of London(used to be) has decided to charge "gas-guzzlers" £25 to enter his precious city. What the fuck is a gas guzzler? I heard that term for the first time in USA. It was sitting above a merc clk in a NewYork showroom. Lets just insult the marque shall we? This fine motor vehicle has been declared by the socialist government of the USA to be a "gas-guzzler" Of course the people who can afford it don't really care but what are the government trying to do(all this in the head capitalist country of the world). They(the government)of course couldn't manufacture a loaf of bread but hey, here is a "gas guzzler". It must be nice sitting on your backside all day berating people for being alive. It's all just a money making racket. I mean a lot of older vehicles are not quite as efficient as now but are all those people going to replace their cars? Is Ken(Ken is dead – the socialist shits are dying) going to pay? it ends up being a war on the poor. I mean look at wine -we had a nice little ritual - peel off your protective top, open your wine and enjoy the bottle(or not). Now in the name of saving the fucking trees or whatever , Mr & Mrs Hardup can look forward to a cheap paper top, a shitty plastic "cork" and a bottle that flies out of your hand when empty because its made of regurgitated shit. And an even better idea is a cheap wino effect called a screw top. Fuck, and then in this ripoff arena called the UK you pay fucking fortunes for the shit. You can bet the wealthy will never have anything to do with such crap. They can indulge in that yokel pastime - organic produce. The least efficient production methods ever known. That's why it costs so much. So if these freaks have their way the barely getting through won't be getting through but they will enjoy the taste. It's like this new experiment in cutting out hunger. We just burn bread to make fuel and then you can starve whilst driving. Don't worry be hungry. And don't forget to reuse your bacteria infested stinking plastic bags over and over. Oh and then you mustn't breathe too much in case you heat up the planet. This is the latest in a long series of hoaxes known as global hot air. Fuck I can't start on that... it will take me days. The forces at work seem to remind me of nanny - maximum oppression. Anyway, I ain’t going to Londinium any time soon. Isn't that also the place that now includes teenage stabbings as a tourist attraction?
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